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February 29th, 2004

03:32 am - OMFG! NO MOM DONT LOOK!! 2day i wuz on the comp in my room and i wuz lik "hey.. theres porn on tha intarnet isnt there?!?!" so i went to yahoo.com and searched for tits cuz i wuz pretty sure that wuld find porn and sure enuff there was like millions of sites and i started goin to allll of em. man tits r grrreeaaat!! the chicks r so slutty on tha interbnet. some of tha sites suck cuz they gots lots of nasty stuf on them and those retarded pop up ads that r soo gay. newayz b4 i new it i had a huge fuckin boner. so of course i whipped it out and started goin at it rite their in front of the comp im really goin at it cuz man those chicks r hot. i espehully like it when there like suckin on sum guyz cock or getin fucked by some guy cuz then you getta see some cock to an thas kewl. im not gay or nething cuz thats gross but everythin iz always better when theyres cock in it!! so out of friggin no where my mom comes in and is like "o shit son wtf?!" and was like "o shit mom wtf r u doin???!!!" then she looked at my dick and sorta smiled a little which i thot wuz wierd but then she wuz like... just do ur pants up and come eat lunch. l8r that day my mom wuz watchin some tv in her room and i swear i heard her make some funny moaning sounds an whisper my name but i think it wuz cuz she was grossed out by what i did that she couldnt get it out off her head. i no i havent updated this lj in like 4ever.. but i been busy man! lets see wut else is new... well i have a new fav game for my xbox! its called nfl street an its awesome!! man that shits wicked cool and shit. tha players look so tuff and im like ya man thats wut i look like when im playin, this soooo kewl. skewl suckz but man thats not new lol. a lil while ago i tried too pick a fight wit roland black that fuckd up tha only chance i wuz ever gonna have wit a girl and man i kicked his ass!!! i waited for him after skewl 1 day and i punched him in the face and he wuz like "oh shit wtf huhuh" and i was lolin all over the place. he got up and hit my like 10 times and gave me a black eye and a bleedin nose and i couldnt eat solid foods for a week and stuff.. but man i hurt tha guy good with my punch. what a fag that guy. lol speakin of tha ladies (lol) i have actually started talkin to a few of them again. sometimes the christina girl in math 20 asks to borow my pencil. i always lol when she asks to cuz i know she secretly means she wants to borrow my cock rofl speakin of ppl getin caught for shit... kirsten wuz in her room with this wierd goth girl friend of hers and i went in cuz i wuz lookin for tha cat and they were makin out on the bed! holy fuck wtf. i wanted 2 tell my parents cuz it was so fucked up, but kirsten said she knew what i did with my last gf and said shed tell mom and dad. so of cours i didnt say nething after that cuz HOLY SHIT WUT IF THEY FOUND OUT!@! that nite tho when they had left i went in kirstens room and found this funny big purple plastic thing under the bed that i had never seen b4.. it smelled kinda funny and i asumed it wuz a cat toy or sommin and jus put it back. OH HOLY FGUCK!! I JUZ REALIZED SOMETHIN!!! OH FUCK. OH SHIT FUCK AAGAGHRGA. when i wuz lookin at tha porn tuday i saw sum chicks playin with big dildos that looked just like tha cat toy, they were stickin in each other an stuff. cum to think of it, the thing kirsten had kinda looked like a cock too.. OH SHIT MY 14 Y/O SISTER HAS A BIG FUCKIN DILDO! oh shit i musta been in denyal or somethin howd i not see it before?? shes at tha mall right now, im gonna go look for it right now. okay okay okay okay. jus looked and found the dildo in her desk drawer and it smells even crazier now! but kinda.. nice yeah like it smells like my ol g/f. oh fuck thats sick man i think im in luv with my sister oh fuck oh fuck agsagjj. help guys this is serious. i dunno what to do, my sister is 14 and shes got a dildo thats seriously the size of my arm! + i think im in luv wit her. Current Mood: confused Current Music: NO TIME FOR THAT SHIT NOW

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December 20th, 2003

01:32 am - Whee this lj stuf is tuff. i never no wut to update with + im lazy. oooh weel Current Mood: cheerful Current Music: halo soundtrack

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December 10th, 2003

07:20 pm - fuckers! ur prolly all wonderin wut hapened a few days ago with me and that kelly skyme. well... I wuz at this big kick ass party at roland's hizzouse and outta nowhere she cums up to me ands all like "wut's up im hot and have big tits ur a kewl guy we should hook up" and i wuz all like "ya baby wuts shakin" so we start makin out a bit in tha corner and itz goin pretty good and im thinkin like "wow im finally gettin sum action here it sure has been a long time". she asks me if i wanna go out to her car to see somethin and thinking she gonna suck me off i go along. sure enuff we get in her car and a minute later shes suckin my cock. i wuz kinda worried cuz i always thought it wuz pretty small but she didnt seem to mind, she was goin at it pretty good. THEN THAT MOTHER FUCKR ROLAND BLACK (WHO i GUESS WUZ FOLOWIN US POPS UP IN THE WINDOW AND SHOUTS "YOU KNOW HE DRINKS PISS!!!!!" at first she just asumes hes drunk and being stupid but then he starts tellin her the story about me and my ex and shes like "is he bein serious" and i got all flustred and didnt say anything. first she thru me outta tha car and before i could get up she threw up all over me!! guess tha 7 beers mixed with wut she herd about me didnt sit to well in her stomach. i ran home and took a long shower and then just cried in my room for hours cause i realized i really am never gonna get a chick again. evrybody knows all the stories about me and my ex and nobody likes me anymore. the only things keepin me goin are my music and my lj, cause i know i can always come on here and get things off my chest. and it helps lots to be able to thrash to sum awesome dashboard or linking park or wutevs Current Mood: depressed Current Music: dashboard confessional - again i go unoticed

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December 7th, 2003

02:45 am - BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCCCCHH H hollly shit i cant believe what that bitch did to me tonite LIKE FUCK W.TF.!!1 im kinda durunk rite now but i no for a fact im never gonna talk to that bitch kelly skyme ever agAIN THAT FUKKIN WHOOOOOOOOOOOR OR THAT FAG ROLAND BLACK THTA BASTARD GOD DAMN FUCKING WOMENS!! Current Mood: drunk Current Music: Avril Lavigne - Complicated

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December 5th, 2003

01:51 am - newbs in a nutshell well sinse Ive decided to keep a lj now, i shuld start out with a nice big entry to impress everybody!! i wanted to talk about.... what do ppl usually talk about in this things???! i guess i could describe myself a little lol. i'm a 16y/o male living in canada my name iz newbs (duh). i live with both my parents, theyre okay i guess lol, but my allowance is only 20$ a week + whatever money i need for essentials... clothes and cds and concerts and movies and video games and stuff. sometimes they wont buy me all the cd's i want tho and i get rly mad cuz like... cmon, i need the music man! lol! I also live as well as my three evil bitchy sisters, whos names are Brenda (pronounced keerstun) whos 22, Janikova (17), and Kirsten (14) and also my kitty named Billy, who's soooo cute omg.my sisters are ok i guesss. brenda is really kewl and fun to hang out with but she always seems to have so many bf's that its hard to keep track, 1time when i wuz 15 i walked in on her sucking off this tom guy and it was rly weeeeeeeeird. i mean, wtf i was like o shit ur my sister thats gross! and then i looked at toms big hard dick and i started to feel kinda funny, but kinda ina good way you kno??, it wuz weird! ne wayz.... janikova is so awful i h8 her. shes the favorite and she always gets more stuff than me! its not fair! i hate her she such a fucking bitch!! and shes so manipulative and shit... like wtf. kirsten is okay i guess, shes sorta goth and likes to do lots o wierd stuff and sometimes its scaryy! but ya its ok cuz she usually keeps to herself, doesn't have many friends over and usually just stays in her room, thats when shes not at the mall, shes at the mall alot. i dunno whats so great about the mall all the time, espeshully sinse she has no friends to go with lol. im a pretty lonely guy, i never seem to have gf. ive only ever had 1, she was rly scary, we fucked lots, which wuz kewl (sex is fun guys) but she always wanted to do more stuff, like one time she begged me for like a month to piss in her mouth. i finally did and it freaked me out so bad that i broke up with her a couple weeks later. after she had gotten me to do it a couple more times and had sotra done it to me once. i say sorta cuz i couldnt take it after a couple seconds it tasted gross!! but yeah... ihavent had girlfreind in....... six months! fuck it sux. i see all these girls and all i wanna do is take them behind a building and put my cock in them but they never wanna. btw, im in grade ten in a high school here in albera where i live. i have a few friends, mostly guys. we all looooooooove linkin park cuz theyre songs are so like our lives. like my fav, "in the end" which always makes me cry omg, it reminds me how tuff life is ya know? i do ok in school, i could do better but i have more important things to worry about like my cat and linkin park and my xbox... o ya! i almost forgot to mention my xbox! man i love that thing, its so big.. and black and shiny and sometimes it remin... err i mean its kick ass and has allll the best games! lol gaycube is for fagsss lol. my fav game rite now is madden 2004, its so awesome. me and my friends play it all the time! anywayz, thats me in a nutshell (lol) i hope i can write in my lj all the time. im gonna show it to all my friends, and probably try to find some more people on here who can be my lj friends cuz i need some of those to. ciao Current Mood: okay Current Music: in the end - linkin park (fav song fav band!)

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December 3rd, 2003

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